This is why I hate cats. They kill things. And also recklessly abuse my hyper-sensitive smell with their hair and make me sneeze all freakin night.
I used to not hate cats. I had a cat named Noddy.
That's right, from the kids TV show.
Noddy was mine.
Noddy was cool.
Noddy ran away when I was about 4.
What a bitch.
huh, I'm pretty sure nobody's ever called their ex-cat a bitch before.
hahaa
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